
“My car (che) is in Zhangzuo Village, how do I get there?” “Oh you want to eat (chi) in Zhangzuo?” “Okay, uh, (to other lady) is there a bus to Zhangzuo?” “Sorry, I’m deaf!”. Oh. “What did he say? I can’t hear!” Between my rusty Chinese, the old ladies’ rusty Chinese, and a few hearing problems, our hike to the General’s Pass ended in a bit of a comedy of errors. It had been a long day, a sudden heat snap in Beijing’s usually mild spring hitting us during the rugged ten kilometers of rocky, early Ming wall. Negotiating nearly a kilometer of vertical gain with a new puppy who needed carrying most of the way, topped off a pretty tough day. But as always on the Great Wall, there were wonderful views, interesting features, and friendly villagers. As I’ve said before, if you’re tired of the Wall, you’re tired of life.
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This hike with my friend Ben and his friend Stephanie was my first outing since W was born. She was just a few months old. Instead of carrying her – she was still too little – I ended up carrying Ben’s puppy Dotty most of the way. Dotty and W were born on the same day!

↑ We climbed up the hillside to the top of the cliff, and descended this one beyond it before being defeated by impassable terrain…

↑ Still a long way to go, though the end was in sight. The route followed the ridge downwards to the left to reach the General’s Pass
Now all we had to do was get back to our car. Oh, you want to eat…!